My Top 10 Halloween Jokes
- What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine!
- How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone.
- What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
- What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
- Knock, Knock… Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
- Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones
- Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? Because you can see right through them. .
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howl! Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door
- Why didn’t the zombie go to school? He felt rotten
- How do you make a witch itch? Take away the W.
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And if you think you’ve got a better joke.. leave it in the comment section!
