Samantha Jayne Tootell


Actor / Entertainer


My Top 10 Halloween Jokes

My Top 10 Halloween Jokes

  1. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine!
  2. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone.
  3. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
  4. What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
  5. Knock, Knock… Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
  6. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones
  7. Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? Because you can see right through them. .
  8. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howl! Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door
  9. Why didn’t the zombie go to school? He felt rotten
  10. How do you make a witch itch? Take away the W.

To hear more ghastly jokes, be part of some cheeky tricks AND see me in the rotting flesh, click the image below and book a ticket!

And if you think you’ve got a better joke.. leave it in the comment section! 



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